May 2013
the-yolocaust:
townsvillain:
the-yolocaust:
ʎɐƃ ɹnoʎ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
*əɹ,noʎ
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
we are the kids from yesterday: help me meet fall... →
soundslikestars:
mrotiski:
panicatthewhorehouse:
livelndenver:
livelndenver:
ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS CLICK HERE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY FOR A VOTE TO GO THRU FOR ME TO MEET FALL OUT BOY.
(please REBLOG this to get as many people as possible to see)
what’s in it…
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
kill-natalie:
surimistick:
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.